yO qUiErO tACO bELL

... this goes out to whoever took offense because of what I wrote the other day. I thought I got the message across that it wasn´t intended as a personal insult to anybody or anything, but just me feeling crappy about having to give up my life here and leave behind all those wonderful people that I got to know and love here. And that pretty soon. That doesn´t make you (all who are reading this) less special or important to me just as of right now, I just don´t wanna let go of what I have here... And I´ll stop right here or otherwise I´ll start crying (Had a bit of a fucked up start today when it came to communication with Germany.. but Daddy made it all better :-)) . Again: I apologize profusely and I love you folks anyway ^.^

Okay, I just had to pack another box full of stuff and... I don´t see a bloody difference in my room!! Nada!! I have way too much stuff in here... Hoooooly. I got all my winter stuff packed up and most of my books and DVD´s are in boxes now , too, BUT GUESS WHAT MY WARDROBE IS STILL FULL OF STUFF!!! Oh my goodness, I obviously did a damn good job on shopping over the last year. Who am I kidding? I did a FABOLOUS job on shopping. And now it´s friggin biting me in the ass.

On a more positive note: I lost 8 pounds!! Yay! I´m still goddamn fat but hey it´s a start... (Another 25 pounds to go, oh joy...) . Yer and tonite I´m out at a friends place for dinner that´s gonna be so much fun.

Okay I guess  that´s it for now. Hope you guys feel better now.  Need to go pee, see ya later, take care, xoxo...

Yo quiero escribir aqui en espanol.

No estoy nada buen en hablar en espanol porque me clase de espanol es muy mal peeeerooo me gusta mucho el mundo espanol...

Yo quiero ver "The X Files" en espanol porque es buenisimo para estudiar. Ver la tele es muy bien para estudiar una language (como se dice...????) nueva.  voy a  ver la tele en espanol  MUCHO  en el verano!  No quiero pasar tiempo com otros en alemania... me gusta pasar tiempo con mi mejor amiga pero no quiero pasar tiempo con otros... porque? no se. estoy un poco triste hoy porque voy a ir al alemania en veintiuno dias. me encanta estar aqui. no me gusta nada alemania. es facil.

Haha, yo se mucho espanol, no? no se la gramatica porque no estudio para la clase de espanol ( una clase muyyyy aburrida...) pero se latin... hmmm...

voy a beber agua... adios mis amigos...

...when we just down right hate ourselves.

Right now, I´m having one. I´m full of Oreo´s (that was my first mistake) so I feel like I´m friggin expecting triplets and probably LOOK even worse and, because I´m doing my class selection for the next academic year - yes it´s back to high school, oh joy - I´m kind of forced to think about everything "over there". I don´t wanna go back. Everybody from Europe who´s reading this (pretty much no one´s readig this anywayz, but ermmm.. you learn from what others do wrong, haha) : no offense, but as of right now for me, you pretty much suck ass. Not personally but as a piece of a bigger puzzle. Just me being honest. I guess I suck ass a lot sometimes too. Oh well. Don´t care.

What else? Oh my so much to tell and so much laziness... umm, schools out ( moi is not amused altough not seeing whalie every day is really awesome for my blood pressure..) I got new shoes and much more but it doesn´t concern you.

Duh we´re being a tad bitchy today. Well, not today just right now.

Somebody give me a happy pill. Quick. Don´t wanna go back to friggin jerkmany.

Europe sucks. Germany sucks. German school sucks even more. Nienburg stinks. Blah. Blah. Blah.

Oh, and YOU stink too. Hahaha.

I´m going to bed now before I decide to hunt down a broom and fly ´round Chilliwack preying for victims... with Tripod on the bromstick with me.... Hahahahaa!!!

And don´t forget what Special Agent Mulder said : "YO QUIERO TACO BELL!!" ... Minus the calories , that is. Where have the good old days gone when David Duchovny was HOT in Speedos?! Man, I´m getting old.

You know the provincial flower.

You consider that if it has no snow, it is not a real mountain.

You can taste the difference between Starbucks, Blendz, and Tim Horton’s.

You know how to pronounce Squamish, Osoyoos, Ucluelet, Esquimalt, Sooke & Nanaimo.

You can tell the difference between Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese, Korean and Thai food.

In winter, you go to work in the dark and come home in the dark - while only working eight-hour days.

You have no concept of humidity without precipitation.

You know that Dawson Creek is a town, not a TV show.

You can point to at least two ski mountains, even if you cannot see through the cloud cover.

You notice “the mountain is out” when it is a pretty day and you can actually see it.

You put on your shorts when the temperature gets above 5, but still wear your hiking boots and parka.

You switch to your sandals when it gets about 10, but keep the socks on.

You recognize the background shots in your favourite movies & TV shows.

You buy new sunglasses every year, because you can’t find the old ones after such a long time.

You use a down comforter in the summer.

The local hero is a pot-smoking snowboarder.

The local wine doesn’t taste like malt vinegar.

Your $400,000 Vancouver home is 5 hours from downtown.

You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.

You’ve been to a deforestation protest.

If a cop pulls you over, just offer them some of your hash.

It’s November, it’s raining, but you’re still wearing birkenstocks.

You go broke just paying rent.

You don’t own a heavy winter coat.

You can’t figure out why Manitoba is considered part of Western Canada.

You think people who use umbrellas are either wimps or tourists.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from British Columbia.

You know more people with boats than air conditioners.

You know more than 10 ways to order coffee.

You feel overdressed wearing a suit to a nice restaurant.

You know the difference between Chinook, Coho, and Sockeye salmon.

You are not fazed by Today’s forecast: “showers followed by rain,” and Tomorrow’s forecast: “rain followed by showers.”

You cannot wait for a day with “showers and sunny breaks”.

You often switch from “heat” to “a/c” in your car in the sameday.


YAY, I´m SOOOO from British Columbia... minus the Birkenstocks and the socks in the sandals. Oh , and I thought Kamloops was cereal and not a city. My bad, I confused it with Fruit Loops. Many loops.

Oh my, today was my second last day of high school. I´m completely and utterly NOT amused. This is actually the first time I´m really not looking forward to holidays. It means I have to go back to JERKMANY pretty soon. In 4 weeks, minus 5 hours I´ll already be on teh plane. Okay. Please excuse me while I go freak out. No offense folks, but I´d rather stay here and just visit Germany once in while. People are so negative and rude. So not fun.

Anywayz, finally the weather got better again. Going to Demi´s tomorrow after school -a nd after we get our yearbooks. I´m excited for those! Like, REALLY excited!

Okay, anywayz I wanna go have a shower!

Take care my luvs, xoxo, Ness

Lord have mercy on my enemies, cause I sure as hell won´t.
-General George S. Patton

Hmm, isn´t it hard sometimes? There´s those people you really, REALLY don´t like - and that for very good reasons - and yet you can´t just tell them that you don´t like them. Worse still, they might even think you are their friend.

Some people don´t have issues with just pretending and getting the most out of the situation but I sure as hell do. Call me honest or say that I have one heck of a temper - but I can´t. Well, I can, actually, BUT: it makes me turn into a major bitch. Usually, I´d consider myself nice-ish - with an edge sometimes but hey - but when there´s people that just annoy me to friggin Timbuktu and back and I can´t tell them that I don´t like them - just as simple as "Sorry, but I REALLY can´t stand you" - it totally and positively eats me up and makes me be majorly nasty when it comes to commenting about them. I mean it´s not hard with who I´m referring to - no need for you to know - but still. I´d rather jusst tell and get over with it. I eventually might. I eventually will. I just hope I´ll be able to plan it and not just burst one day when I´m mad. But that much self control I have.

Oh well.

Two more days of classes left. Duh. Where did the time go?? It ran away! CATCH IT AND RETURN IT!

Oh well oh well... one last thingy:



I EAT MY ENEMIES!

Okay, that´s it for now, sleep tight everyone!

xoxo

First of all: HAPPY B-DAY HAPPY HAPPY B-DAY, HAPPY B-DAY WOOOOOOOO TO YOU! To YOU, Henning Jasper Gundlach, my big little bro! Turning twelve today (well tomorrow as in local time)! Holy cow, it´s not gonna be long until he´s gonna start beating the crap outta me for all the things I did to him over the last ... umm.. twelve years?! Okay,..errrrrr... hun, if you ever read AND actually understand this: I apologize profusely for all the kicking, beating, biting, name-calling, torturing, enslaving, food and candy stealing, blaming stuff on you and all the other stuff I´m sure I did and just can´t remember. You can be quite a pill though. But i guess that runs the family. Anywayz, you´re one cool dude so have a great day and keep on rocking!

Now about those weird-o moments. I mean REALLY SERIOUSLY (I gotta stop saying seriously by the way... duh!)weird-o. It´s also called Deja Vu. I was having quite a few of those today. Nothing i could quite lay my finger on, but it was definitely there. First in Spanish, then on the bus and then right now. Just odd. Feels kind weird, I mean, just imagine this: Our lives are happening over and over again and we´re doing everything exactly the same cuz we can´t freaking remember. Cool movie BTW, Andie McDowell kicks ass in it altough I think she kinda looks like Mimi Rogers, which basically means she looks like a friggin horsie.

We got two new kitty cats today. After all, we need somebody to catch those mice or Tetley will eventually die of an excitement-caused heart attack. The first one is ccalled GUINESS , and - surprise surprise - is a quite fat and bold cat. Loves to snuggle though. Th other one seems to be on the shy side. I haven´t seen her - Luna - yet. Luna is missing a leg and obviously is called TRIPOD rather than Luna. Now isn´t that the nastiest thing ever? Poor poor kitty. I just hope they´re both smart enough to not leave the property. I don´t want them to end up as Coyote Popcorn. I wish coyotes ate mosquitos though - insider - I mean, WOULDN´T IT BE NICE? Bzzzzzzzzzz...

Three more days of school left. I don´t know whether to do a happy dance or to burst out crying and cling to stairs. I guess I´ll decide that spontaneously on FRiday or so. Ha, and I´m not doing my Math 12 provincial! It´s optional - and let´s just say my B is anything but safe - and so I´d be rather retarded to take any chances with those log and trig questions. Besides, safes me lotsa time!

Speaking of retarded: Canadian Idol is back and oh my are those auditions ever bad?! Sure there´s a few people with talent, some are even exceptional, but most of them can´t sing for shit and are just the most delusional bunch of losers I´ve ever seen. It´s entertaining yer, but it makes me wonder why those people´s families and friends hate those people so much that they don´t tell them how much they suck before they totally embarrass themselves on national television. Oh boy, got those friends and ya don´t need no enemies! Or friends and family are even more delusional which is an option I don´t even wanna think about because it scares me half to death... or is gonna give me some serious nightmares (And trust me, I´d rather dream about Adam Rodriguez and Shemar Moore... NAKED!!! Hahahaa...).

Anywayz luves, I´m off for now, gotta go to sleep,

Nighty night,

xoxo

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...can make you or break you. In my case, the second is entirely impossible because I copy my make-up from my Paula Abdul pictures - going wrong? Not a chance in hell.

It´s like been forever since I last updated - it´s not that I didn´t try, but Herbie didn´t feel like cooperating - but I thought it was about time I kind of updated this before it starts getting dusty. 

Everything is just fine, and right now I´m full (after REALLY good food from the Indian Food place...YUM, is Indian my ever favorite food? Yes it is!!!) and tired after an exciting day. We went to Thunderbird today and it was a load of fun - especially those two ladies ranting about those b*tches in the stalls next to us in the ladies room - in German. Hahahaha, I almost forgot those swear words even existed!! Like I said, everything is fine. There´s the usual WHALE and MOSQUITO thing going on but whales are almost extinct and mosquitos you can kill. Haha. I´m such a bitch. And it feels sooooooo good.

Anyawayz, the reason I´m writing is another:

I publicly want to declare that I am SO taking Paris Hilton´s side!!!

I was fine with her going to jail, BUT...

They released her and even though it was probably a wrong decision, it is NOT right to make her go back only because the public is pissed and some judges ego got kicked around a bit. It was THE SYSTEMS mistake to let her go in the first place and to now make her look bad is just so friggin wrong! I feel bad for her, nobody should be released into freedom and them be tied up in public and brought back to jail like someone who has commited a serious crime! It´s sooo ridiculous! She was never a thread, so to tie up her hands was unnecessary and ONLY done for publicity reasons, which is not only humiliating but also plain WRONG!  Secondly, WHY THE F*CK is everybody blaiming this on Paris? She didn´t release herself from prison! WTF is wrong with you people? This whole thing is getting so out of hands they should better let it go before it gets even more embarrassing for all parties involved. They better spend their time hunting serious criminals. I mean seriously, all the time invested in Paris because of DUI could´ve been used way better. There´s so many murderers, sexual offenders and other scum out there and all everyone cares about is that somebody who happens to be rich and famous gets screwed over as much as humanly possible? That is just so plain pathetic. Jealousy jealousy ... That´s all I´ll say.

PARIS, I´M WITH YOU! YOU GO , GIRL!!!

That´s all for today!

Hang in there, xoxo

This entry is dedicated to my mom´s boyfriend, Wolfgang a.k.a. my dearest "Onkel Woffi", who now for over a year has stuck with our sometimes disfunctional and very special family and is dearly loved and well-respected by everyone (well, you better, cuz he´s a boxer and WILL. KICK. YOUR. SORRY. ASS. ALL. THE. WAY. TO. FRIGGIN. TIMBUKTU.)

DUDES AND DUDETTES: THIS ENTRY IS EXPRESSING MY WICKED SENSE OF HUMOR, SO SERIOUSLY NO OFFENSE I LOVE YOU ALL AND AM JUST HAVING WAY TOO MUCH FUN RIGHT NOW!!!

To my dearest parents: No flames, no jealousy, you two are still number ones, but I think at this point, good old Woffi deserves a special little something. It´s the giving candy to a kid that tripped over a puppy kind of thing. Haha. And he seriously kicked ass, so here´s the 10 out of a gazillion reasons my mom´s BF seriously kicks ass:

1.) He beats the crap out of dumb little gangster kids and therefore does more to protect Nienburg from criminals than most cops. GO WOFFI!!! 

2.) He´s classy. He calls me "Your majesty" and "Queen of Canada". I LIKE IT (In a Ellen DeGeneres kinda way).

3.) He´s my "dealer". Hahahaaa.

4.) He gives my brother shit (Sorry little one, still love you lots but sometimes you need it...(Don´t we all??))

5.) Good influence on my mom! Good god, she´s actually human (Just kidding, love you mom... That potato like outfit is from outta space and seriously has to go though...)...

6.) Talks inappropriately in front of my baby brother which leads to me playing biology teacher and having the... umm.. mispleasure of explaining the word "orgasm" to a 10-year-old. THANKS AGAIN!!! DUH!!!!

7.) Booze supply never ends. Woot woot!!! Woot woot!!! :-P

8.) Funny dude. Most jokes are inappropriate (but funny), stories from days long gone a always a hit, and the look on mom´s face whenever he tells his shithead stories in front of Henning are just priceless. Way to go, buddy, usually only I get those looks , hahahaa!!

9.) Sticks with my mom altough all her kids are utterly crazy - in a good way though. 

10.) Is soooo going to move in with us (because I say so) because he loves us all so much and the we´re gonna get me a chihuahua that I´m gonna call "Pawler" and that´s gonna wear a neclace made of pink fake diamonds. YAY!

So yer, that is 10 reason´s why my mom´s BF kicks ass.

Again: GO WOFFI!!! WOOT WOOT! GO!!!

Lol, alrighty I´m done now.

XOXO, rock on!!!

Okay, my tooth is all good again.
I really really like Canadian dentists. And altough - thanks to the drugs that made me forget pretty much the whole afternoon and evening of last friday - I can´t remember much I think the dentist was kinda cute. And it didn´t hurt. Or maybe I just don´t remeber the pain. The only things I remember is desperately trying not to fall asleep on that bloody chair, bringing Linda a joghurt (did we go to Tim Hortons?!)  and balancing on one of our jumps. Yer, the drugs were quite something obviously because I in all honesty cannot remember anything but that and why in the heck would I balance on a friggin´jump?! 

Other than that I went to a Mud Race yesterday with Linda plus family and Danielle plus brother. It was quite something altough I dressed up for nothing. I was expecting HOT guys, preferably in their twenties and single because hello?? Cars. Mud. Motorbikes. HOT GUYS. So far so BAD. I´ve never seen so many ugly peeple in one place before. Luckily enough I took a shirt to wear over my strapless top - otherwise I woud´ve frozen to death without getting any hot guy. But the mud race itself was amazing, I had an awesome time! The highlight was the gguy who sang the American anthem though ... Holy crap that guy couldn´t sing for shit, hahaha.

I burned myself when I went tanning. 10 minutes in that standing tanner obviously is too much and altough I´m not that red anymore my back still sorta hurts. Not good. I bet I just increased my chance of getting skin cancer by some huge percentage. Duh. I´ll stick with the self-tanning lotion for a while before I go back and expose myself to UV rays. That´s probably a smart thing to do. 

Okay, I think that´s it for now. There´s a lot of school related stuff that I should do and eventually will have to do today, but I really really really don´t want to. I´m kind of worn out when it comes to all that science related stuff annd to staying nice when a dumb person that is supposed to teach you stands in froint of you five times a week talking nothing but utter garbage. Oh well, I guess I´ll have to suck it up and deal with it even tough it most certainly stinks.

Alrighty, cya later my luvs

XOXO